More than 800 languages are spoken in New York City, most of them only by taxi drivers.
If you don’t want people to think you are a tourist, don’t wait for the Walk sign.
New York City is home to 600,000 dogs, most serving the sole purpose of providing a conversation starter for desperate singles walking in Central Park.
When New Yorkers speak of “Our men in uniform,” they are referring to doormen.
If a New York City pedestrian makes eye contact, they are about to snatch your sunglasses.
Many of the places your guidebook will direct you to are now a Duane Reade drugstore.
If someone attempts to sell you the Brooklyn Bridge, it is acceptable to start negotiating at half the asking price.
While driving in New York City, BobCarriesOn Humor Editor Bob Payne has never intentionally run over a bicycle messenger.
