Ever wondered how seriously you are afflicted with the travel bug? Although there is no grading, this test will make the answer very clear.
You met your spouse:
- In grade school.
- During Happy Hour at Applebee’s
- While being held hostage by the Taliban.
You lost your virginity at:
- Seventeen.
- A fraternity party.
- 30,000 feet.
You have considered converting all your assets to:
- Gold
- Bit coin.
- Frequent flyer miles.
The first words you learn in any language are:
- Hello
- Thank you.
- I’d like a room farther from the gunfire.
You would be least willing to give up your:
- Money.
- Life.
- Passport.
The place you’ve lived longest is:
- The town where you were born.
- The town you settled in after college.
- Chicago O’Hare, Terminal 5.
You’d never rent a car:
- Without getting collision coverage.
- In Afghanistan.
- You couldn’t sleep in.
Trusting your gut is:
- Almost always the right decision.
- Usually safer than trusting your government’s Travel Advisories.
- A mistake you’ve made in restaurants that cater to backpackers.
Your favorite souvenirs are:
- T-shirts.
- Refrigerator magnets.
- Conversations with strangers.
You always carry:
- A spare tube of moisturizer.
- About 5 extra pounds, 10 if a buffet is offered.
- A list of countries that have no extradition treaty with your own.
The bills and coins tucked away in your underwear drawer add up to:
- A tidy nest egg.
- Evidence.
- A total of $2.34 in 17 currencies.
You would like your obituary to say you died:
- In your sleep.
- Surrounded by a loving family.
- Aboard a flight that went down between Tahiti and Bora Bora.
Your favorite travel companions:
- Always pay their fair share.
- Don’t mind taking the middle seat.
- Are imaginary.
Your most memorable experience at a tropical beach resort involved a:
- Romantic interlude.
- Luxury spa.
- Tsunami warning.
You immediately recognized the photo at the top of the blog, which Bobcarrieson.com editor in chief Bob Payne took in 2009, as:
- Niagara Falls, New York
- Sioux Falls, Iowa
- Kaieteur Falls, Guyana