Carnival Cruise Ship Passengers Satisfaction Survey
In order for us to give you the best vacation experience possible, we’d like to know what you thought of your recent cruise. Please fill in the survey, which will make you eligible for a cruise for two, assuming we have not ceased operations by then as a result of pending lawsuits.
Ship Name: Triumph
Itinerary: Mexican Riviera
Dates: February 7-14, 2013
Would you recommend this cruise to others?
Yes, Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.
Are there any ship’s facilities you’d like to see improved?
I’d like to have running water for the entire trip, but not running down the cabin walls, especially if it is overflow from the bathroom of the cabin above me.
How would you best describe your accommodations?
When I specify I’d like an outside cabin, I do not mean I want to sleep on deck.
What would you most like to find on your pillow in the evening?
On Carnival, a bible.
What was your favorite port of call and why?
Mobile, Alabama. Even at 3 a.m. 7-11’s are open.
What was your favorite shore excursion?
The Mobile to New Orleans bus ride, which I can now check off my bucket list.
How can we improve our shore excursions?
By offering helicopter evacuation
What shipboard entertainment did you enjoy most?
Watching people trying to spell out HELP by lying on the deck; although to make it go more smoothly in the future I’d suggest using dead bodies.
Overall, how would you describe your cruise experience?
About as much fun as defecating into a black plastic bag.*
If you had one lingering complaint about your cruise, what would it be?
The price of drinks.
*In fairness, I should add that as a dog lover from a city with strict “scoop” laws I am in principle not opposed to using a plastic bag to dispose of my own bodily waste. I do wish, however, that the bags had been of a more durable quality, and that they tied with a drawstring, as the better ones do.
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